Ahoy! th’r sailor iceberg oft starboard…
Greetings to all Homo Sapiens.
Finally exams are over and I am free from the usual bouts of procrastination, finally free to utilise *read waste* my time as I please
Well I couldn’t help but take another stab at the whole nations pet peeve.
Greetings to all Homo Sapiens.
Finally exams are over and I am free from the usual bouts of procrastination, finally free to utilise *read waste* my time as I please
Well I couldn’t help but take another stab at the whole nations pet peeve.
India is going to the dogs!!!
India sucks!!!
etcetra etcetra
India sucks!!!
etcetra etcetra
This is MY blog, I guess i can write whatever crap i feel like here… ;)
So bear with me and go through this one. Now this wont be a philosophical ranting, nor a treatise on writing techniques. It’s just another sorry soul ranting its heart out on something it can do nothing about.
But then I just can’t help it, I am completely sick of this nation. Rather the people of this nation.
Thats true I hate, despise, detest, dislike, loath Indians, atleast most of them. I have finally come to the conclusion that Indians are a race of sadistic, uncouth, perverted hypocrites…
We the next leaders of the world…??? What a sham…!!!
People who are not adept at managing themselves, incapable of logical deduction, who are bloody casuists…!!! leading the world…??No sir, no thanks.
Lets take an example,
Look at the roads…!!! A basic task such as driving evades even moderate competence in Indians. Cyclists, bikers, pedestrians they all hold their own on the rightmost lane of the road. Even death doesn’t scare these swashbucklers…The ones who walk the top societal echelons are no better, after all the law is theirs. No one understands what lanes are for, traffic signals are just fancy lights in the night. I guess more people die of high BP and hypertension because of these on road antics than in accidents.
If there is one thing common to most Indians, it’s lack of traffic sense.
Another example, I am sure you have heard about everyone’s grievances about racial discrimination.
‘Oh! westerners discriminate against Indians’
'Being coloured is a bane’
What crap is this…??? Are we not being such big hypocrites…???
What do you call an african-american/african you chance upon…???
‘Oye wo dekh kaala ja raha hai!’. Is this sin alien to you?
Colour of skin is as much a factor of consideration for us as it is for the other races.
The whole gamut of casteism, communalism and other such social tumours is all a direct manifestation of this discriminatory behaviour.
Does this not prove us hypocrites, whenever we taste our own medicine, we cry foul. Can this be justified?
What about the fabled Indian mantra of truth and courtesy?
I am surer of the falsity of these notions than i am about the colour of my underwear.
Who are we trying to fool? 99 people in 100 would not give up their seat for an elderly person or a woman in buses and trains. A macho bunch of guys aren’t we?
And are we courteous oh boy! Only in India is a tourist raped every other day. Shopkeepers! they look at all foreign tourists as excrement carrying a heavy money bag lightening which is their moral obligation.
The basal problem is with the Indian mentality. We are a sadistic, corrupted lot. And nothing wonderful can happen to this nation till the mindset is not altered.
I am sure many a people will comment,
‘ ’tis you who has to change‘…this is what i call PIG SHIT. Do you seriously think, me doing something the right way will matter when a 100 million decides to opt for the alternative? Ohh and by the way, being all good leads to just this, frustruation. What varies is the time you take to get sick of it all.
Okay, I am tired of this now…!!!
So bear with me and go through this one. Now this wont be a philosophical ranting, nor a treatise on writing techniques. It’s just another sorry soul ranting its heart out on something it can do nothing about.
But then I just can’t help it, I am completely sick of this nation. Rather the people of this nation.
Thats true I hate, despise, detest, dislike, loath Indians, atleast most of them. I have finally come to the conclusion that Indians are a race of sadistic, uncouth, perverted hypocrites…
We the next leaders of the world…??? What a sham…!!!
People who are not adept at managing themselves, incapable of logical deduction, who are bloody casuists…!!! leading the world…??No sir, no thanks.
Lets take an example,
Look at the roads…!!! A basic task such as driving evades even moderate competence in Indians. Cyclists, bikers, pedestrians they all hold their own on the rightmost lane of the road. Even death doesn’t scare these swashbucklers…The ones who walk the top societal echelons are no better, after all the law is theirs. No one understands what lanes are for, traffic signals are just fancy lights in the night. I guess more people die of high BP and hypertension because of these on road antics than in accidents.
If there is one thing common to most Indians, it’s lack of traffic sense.
Another example, I am sure you have heard about everyone’s grievances about racial discrimination.
‘Oh! westerners discriminate against Indians’
'Being coloured is a bane’
What crap is this…??? Are we not being such big hypocrites…???
What do you call an african-american/african you chance upon…???
‘Oye wo dekh kaala ja raha hai!’. Is this sin alien to you?
Colour of skin is as much a factor of consideration for us as it is for the other races.
The whole gamut of casteism, communalism and other such social tumours is all a direct manifestation of this discriminatory behaviour.
Does this not prove us hypocrites, whenever we taste our own medicine, we cry foul. Can this be justified?
What about the fabled Indian mantra of truth and courtesy?
I am surer of the falsity of these notions than i am about the colour of my underwear.
Who are we trying to fool? 99 people in 100 would not give up their seat for an elderly person or a woman in buses and trains. A macho bunch of guys aren’t we?
And are we courteous oh boy! Only in India is a tourist raped every other day. Shopkeepers! they look at all foreign tourists as excrement carrying a heavy money bag lightening which is their moral obligation.
The basal problem is with the Indian mentality. We are a sadistic, corrupted lot. And nothing wonderful can happen to this nation till the mindset is not altered.
I am sure many a people will comment,
‘ ’tis you who has to change‘…this is what i call PIG SHIT. Do you seriously think, me doing something the right way will matter when a 100 million decides to opt for the alternative? Ohh and by the way, being all good leads to just this, frustruation. What varies is the time you take to get sick of it all.
Okay, I am tired of this now…!!!
I’ll wrap it up now, my beer belly requires filling…
So cya all later
So cya all later
Au Revoir
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